shin-ngstar:

WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

ohmemorieswheredyougo:

I wish grass grew like this

cokeflow:

Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

growlithed:

andrewhussiesbosom:

IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER

because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work